matt MacNeil writes::
Dear god ive seen my June posts and I'm one annoying little fucker.
And I like to bug Ryan. Im not gonna stop.
Dan your funny.Cubey.
Trevor. Your Lazy.
And Ryan your unintentionally funny.
and Trevor. your really lazy.
Dan your hilarious.
And Cubey.
And Ryan, go buy some damn excedrin because im not leaving.

Dan Replies:
Thanks, pal. Why’d you have to space it like that? Did you think I was going to make it look normal? Ha!

Ryan Replies:
People with trisomy 21 (aka down syndrome) don’t know any better. And Matt ya little fuck, I hope you stay around because you’re the only one who submits mail! This may as well just be called the matt macneil bag instead.

Trevor Replies:
*bows head in shame* I am lazy aren’t I, why don’t you come on messenger any more *starts crying* he hates me

Cubey Replies:
*to lazy to reply*

Anynomous writes::
Spelling is essential to a good site. I sure hope you guys buy Trevor a dictionary for Christmas, because the bastard needs one!!

Trevor Replies:
Yeah, I was given a Webster’s for Christmas. It seems to be working pretty well, hindering my total updates to –1 Since Christmas

Dan Replies:
Christmas!? Fuck…we really need to update this thing more

Ryan Replies:
Hahaha, no kidding. Well anynomous, too bad you can’t spell anonymous properly, eh!?...dumb shit

CubeyReplies:
F7 and Shift+F7 are my friends when spelling approaches. And Anynomous when you are commenting on people’s spelling any intelligent person would check their own spelling about five times (like I’m doing now) so they don’t look like a fool, you fool.

>Disgruntled worm writes::Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around
since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
the New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

Trevor Replies:
mmmmmmmm Begees. Part of a balanced breakfast.

Dan Replies:
Well, if this isn’t the bottom of the barrel, I don’t know what is.

Ryan Replies:
I honestly don’t know how to reply to that one...

Cubey Replies:
I do Ryan...you suck Worm!

Alex Biddle writes::
Great new layout...php woohoo! Viewtiful Joe is in the post, and I am gearing up for some old school action! I've been reading some archived stuff, the difference between an editorial and an article? Well, an editorial is written by the editor and an article can be written by anybody. Keep up the good work, that old school Mario banner really brought back some good memories.

Trevor Replies:
Glad you liked it, if you keep refreshing like a German prostitute you can see our wide array of other banner selections.

Dan Replies:
yeah, it does look and feel pretty spiffy, doesn’t it? Reminds me off a crisp, warm, new pair of underpants

Ryan Replies:
It reminds me of Mario, but hey! Whatever makes your dink hard pal.

Cubey Replies:
Viewtiful Joe was interesting when I rented it for one night (also like that German prostitute). Nice to go back to some old-skool roots. That Mario banner is also me fav.

Steph writes::
Sleeplessness can lead to reading five months of your guys' mail-bag stuff. Hehe...quite entertaining. I don't even play videogames but this site is fantastic. Truly. Anyway, I think you guys should start posting the mail-bag stuff!! Take care :)

Dan Replies:
maybe you should START playing video games, it’s never too late. Well, no, that’s not always true. It’s probably far too late for you. Sorry!

Ryan Replies:
She’s not hip and jive like us, so yes, yes it is too late.

Trevor Replies:
hahah Glad to see at least one person reads them. It makes me feel all warm and gushy on the inside and yeah we really should post the mailbag more often but due to the fact we are lazy nothing usually gets done around here unless I put my foot down. Ps you should start playing video games, and send more mail

Cubey Replies:
People actually read this, Shit, better actually put some effort into replying...

matt macneil writes::
hey..i jsut wanted to say i gotta lot of cool shit for christmas like : gameboy sp, mario and luigi super star saga, which is actually a very fun and addicting game..Banjo Kazooie Gruntys Revenge which has kick ass graphics..sma4:smb3 and alot of cool stuff. have u played any of those games?

Trevor Replies:
nice work, I own SMA4 its pretty good, they should of ported the original though rather than the Super Mario all-star version. It’s pretty decent.

Dan Replies:
so old. TO be honest I haven’t played any of those games, which is sad. I REALLY need to get Mario and Luigi.

Ryan Replies:
You’re lucky pal...that's quite the collection.

Cubey Replies:
Mario and Luigi is a kickass game however when I was about 80% complete at a critical stage the ROM (err I mean my backup) keeps frekin freezing so I had to leave it un-finished :(

Dan writes::
For the upcoming Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicals, do you NEED Game Boy Advances to play up to four players. Cant you play with Gamecube controllars. It would suck if i needed to spend $40 just to enjoy the new multiplayer feature

Dan Replies:
Yes, each player needs to use a GBA. Great game though!

Ryan Replies:
Since Dan already answered the question, I shall go off on a tangent and recommend some movies that I think you all should watch. (Most of which will be reviewed in movies section once it’s up)

-Memento
-Buffalo 66
-Intacto
-and last but not least The Devil’s Backbone

Trevor Replies:
What Dan said!

Cubey Replies:
What Trevor said

Dylan writes::
I want more babes!!!! Do Kristanna Loken or Beyonce! I wanna marry them!!!!

Dan Replies:
We all want more babes, son. I’d marry them too, and probably even have sex with them.

Ryan Replies:
We shall do them…just for you Dylan. However, next month’s installment will be Cubey’s mom! Awwwww Yeah.

Trevor Replies:
We did do Kristanna Loken last summer, I think I updated her or Dan did the night after Terminator 3 came out, yeah where on top of the babe game. Ryan you got my vote for Cubeys Mom.

Cubey Replies:
I’ll get the pics. You bring the lube.

matt macneil writes::
Ok, Hey Ryan, i notice that the sensless trash i submit, is giving you a head-ache, and that i annoy you and stuff. heres what i say stop fuckin whinning get some fucking Tylenol and eat shit

Dan Replies:
Yeah! Eat his shit! Eat it!

Ryan Replies:
YeahHAHAha, lol matt ur teh funny!!11 lol!!!111one1

Seriously though,I suggest you learn some spelling and punctuation because the incoherent crap you send in is so goddamn cryptic that we have to get a professional to decipher it out of whatever in-bred retard language that you speak.

Trevor Replies:
nah ignore him Matt he is just grumpy cause his pants are wet. Can you really blame him.

Ryan Replies:
Hey! You’d be upset too if you spilled hot coffee on yourself.

Cubey Replies:
“I defeated the internet. The end guy was hard.”

Camilla writes::
I like the site fellas, when are the movies and music going to be up?

Dan Replies:
probably never.

Ryan Replies:
That’s tough to say Camilla, due to our tight schedule of sitting on our asses and beating Trevor with a wiffle bat; we very rarely have time to update anymore. So I honestly can’t see the Movies/Music section up until 2005 at the earliest.

Trevor Replies:
This week, next week, three years into the future. Who knows?

Cubey Replies:
Approx. 21234556 seconds. (Shite! Forgot to carry the 1)

Disgruntledworm writes::
It has come to my attention that Captain Planet is our hero. Even more shocking is that he plans to \"bring polution down to zero\". What is your opinion on this contraversial issue?

Dan Replies:
I’m all for it. Someone needs to get on top of these issues

Trevor Replies:
hahaha Captain Planet was a tool, Like come on who doesn’t like being baked under constant UV rays which are being magnified by green house gasses. Its fantastic.

Ryan Replies:
The day pollution gets down to zero, is the day I fuck Dan in the ass.

Cubey Replies:
Your missing out Ryan I tell ya. Dude Captain Plant Owned. I can member running home from school to watch it, fun times

Matt Macneil writes::
Comments: In the beginning of the June Mailbag, \"Brandon\" writes
\"I like how you refer to stupid people as morans\"
i thought that was a joke but he\'s serious .

he put Morans \"MorAns\" thats funny
also. Update this damn thing more often you lazy bastards.

Dan Replies:
Maybe YOU should update it. You tubby bitch.

Trevor Replies:
classic, being lazy is what were all about young chum. We will update it when we feel like it. Queue the dramatic music *doodod*

Ryan Replies:
Agreed….so to sum up what we’re trying to say, here’s a little photo

Cubey Replies:
Morans, MorAns, Mormans, who gives a fook.